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6 Japanese Subcultures That Are Insane (Even for Japan)

Sun, 27 Jun 2010 20:37:46 -0500

Japan is to crazy what the Middle East is to oil: sitting on quantities that can supply the rest of the world for decades. Of course, we say that with nothing but admiration. Their mind-blowing and often unsettling subcultures have faced the pressure of high expectations and stifling social codes, and responded by taking rebellion to new, terrifying places.

#6. Dekotora

When lots of Americans picture Japan, they're picturing Tokyo--one big Blade Runner-esque city. But take the subway out of the city, past the endless suburbs and there's a Japanese heartland just as rough and tumble as the deepest parts of the South. There are even Japanese truckers.

But unlike American truckers, who spend their off hours doing meth and hiring inexpensive prostitutes, Japanese truckers spend their free time--and thousands of their yen--turning their trucks into something out of an extremely flamboyant, musical version of The Road Warrior.

Known as dekotora (a combination of the English words "decoration" and "truck") these guys add amazingly elaborate spoilers, lights, boxes and elaborate murals to their rides.

A dekotora truck can have a Cadillac bumper, illuminated chrome side-running boards, paper lanterns, luggage racks that light up like Christmas trees, detailed murals featuring dragons, samurai and cartoon characters, and even metal tubes shooting off the front that serve no purpose at all.

Amazingly, most of these trucks are actually used to transport goods. Sure, the guys may only turn on all the lights when they're showing the cars off to their buddies, but they also work in these things. It's like the FedEx guy coming to pick up your package in a neon David Lee Roth jumpsuit and a pink feather boa. Awesome, in other words.

#5. Gyaru

Named for the English word "gal," gyaru are young girls who dye their hair sickly shades of silver and blonde, get fakey tans and slather the makeup on thicker than Bugs Bunny in drag. They can be found hanging out on street corners in almost every major city, but the movement was born (like almost every freaky Japanese style) in the ultra-hip Harajuku neighborhood of Tokyo.

There are all sorts of subgroups of gyaru, and each successive generation gets weirder than the last.

First came the kogyaru, high school girls who wore sexualized versions of their school uniforms (supershort skirts and incredibly saggy socks) and dyed their hair blond. Once that style peaked, some girls started to go off the rails. Known as ganguro, they slathered dark makeup on their faces, painted their lips white and attached shiny stickers to their faces.

Don't look it in the eyes!

Some of the ganguro, however, weren't satisfied with looking like panda hookers and went one terrible step further. Calling themselves yamanba, which means "mountain hag" in Japanese, these girls made themselves look as ridiculous as possible, and wore makeup that would make John Wayne Gacy sleep with a nightlight.

#4. Lolita

On the Internet at least, the word "lolita" conjures up images of sweaty middle-aged dudes who hang around schoolyards and get their hard drives confiscated by the FBI. But in Japan, lolita refers to another bizarre subculture. Unlike their gyaru contemporaries, who cake on the makeup and bare as much skin as legally possible, lolita's dress up in clothes so modest, Queen Victoria would tell them to loosen up a little.

Clad in petticoats, high-collared dresses, bonnets and wielding fluffy parasols, they walk the Bladerunner streets of Tokyo looking like graduates of The Tim Burton School for Girls. There are all kinds of lolita's, each with their own variation on the theme, but they all share a love of women's fashions that died out before their grandmothers were born.

And these aren't just outfits they wear to special clubs or garden parties. You can see grown women in these full Victorian doll costumes on trains, in book stores and wolfing down cheeseburgers at McDonald's.

Why, you may ask? It has something to do with the rejection of male-created beauty standards and sexualized dress. Yes. In Japan, to express their rejection of oppressive cultural stereotypes and proclaim their independence, women dress like creepy school girls from 200 years ago. That sounds about right.

#3. Male Hosts

Gyaruo style, which started out as male versions of gyaru, is the weapon of choice for the young dudes who want to look cool. They wear expensive clothes, gallons of cologne and sport Rod Stewart haircuts. Male Hosts--men who make their livings drinking with older women--are at the pinnacle of this trend.

Like the gyaru, they keep their skin tanned and their hair an unnatural shade of dirty blond. By dirty, we mean it looks like they haven't washed their hair for a very, very long time. But unlike the gyaru, who ended up looking like mountain hags, the gyaruo took it up market and some of them have been raking it in ever since.

Not all men who dress like this are actual hosts, but the ones who are make large sums of money in specialized clubs all over the country. And what do they do for these women? Nothing; except sit with them, drink with them and slip them a romantic line every once and a while.

That's it. And since they were smart enough to figure out a way to make money drinking and talking to women in bars, they set off a trend among young Japanese men. Because if you can't actually get women to cough up their hard-earned money just to watch you get drunk and hear your lame pick up lines, at least you can look like you do.

#2. Yankii

The closest thing Japan has to white trash, yankii, (a corruption of Yankee) are young men and women who dye their hair blond or orange, wear trashy clothes and smoke, drink and have children before they're out of high school. They are famous for being loud, rude and refusing to take part in the strict manners of Japanese culture.

There is some overlap of the subcultures here, as the yankii borrow some of their style from gyaru and gyaruo, but their clothes and hair aren't what set them apart. Less a style of dress than a social phenomenon, the yankii have long been the boogeyman of contemporary Japanese culture and are regarded as a symbol of how far the country has fallen from its glory years. When the yankii started to appear in the late 80s and early 90s, Japanese media quickly whipped up a frenzy, predicting an Akira-like lawless Tokyo full of bad mannered punks with bad haircuts terrorizing little old ladies and not doing their homework.

Of course that only happened in cool Japanese manga and kickass movies like Battle Royale. Instead, yankiis turned out to be nothing worse than young people with bad taste in hair and sloppy manners. The yankii girls wore too much makeup, got married too young and ended up as really old looking 35-year-olds. The guys all end up as construction workers for some reason.

#1. Visual Kei

Japanese pop music is widely regarded by experts to be terrible. Doing nothing to dispel this reputation is visual kei, a term that represents both a style of music and a particularly insane style of dress that both the bands and fans embrace with frightening gusto. The music itself is largely forgettable, warmed-over 80s hair metal. But the costumes look like the aftermath of an orgy between lolitas, goths, vampires and anime characters where everybody had to hurriedly get dressed in the dark.

The result is an unholy hodgepodge of teased hair, industrial drum-fulls of white makeup and more lace than a doily convention. It would be crazy enough if all they did was wear this stuff to concerts and nightclubs, but like the lolita, they aren't afraid to strut down public streets in clothes that Prince would find undignified.

Aspects of visual kei style have even infiltrated regular fashion, as regular young Japanese women wear flouncy scarves in their hair and young men wear ass-hugging jeans. Yes, in about five years, real-life Japan will look exactly like a Final Fantasy cutscene.

The Howard Stern Show - The Best of the Week May 24 - 28

Thu, 03 Jun 2010 08:17:58 -0500

ERIC’S WISH LIST & FAREWELL TO MEDICATED PETE

ERIC THE MIDGET WANTS ELTON JOHN

Eric the Midget called in to speculate about Simon Cowell's 'American Idol' replacement: "I think that maybe Elton John would be good." Howard doubted that Elton would ever consider taking the gig—for the same reasons Howard wouldn't: "They would have to blow me. I told you. I was offered--this year--my own network television show. Being the judge. I would run the show."

MEDICATED PETE'S LAST DAY

Howard announced that today was Medicated Pete's last day as an intern--and told Pete that Sirius wouldn't be offering him a full-time gig: "They think you stare too much." Gary said Pete wasn't a particularly good intern, but he was great on-air: "There's not a lot of tasks he can do. So I brought him back [for a second semester] mostly for the air." Howard thought Pete's internship had been a pretty plush gig: "He waits for us to call him in on the air. And if we don't he just goes home."

Ronnie the Limo Driver came in to say he caught Pete wandering around on Sirius' 37th floor the other day, so Howard laughed: "He doesn't know where to be...he wanders around. He's sort of like bumper pool." Ronnie said Pete also walks into frame any time HowardTV is taping in the hall: "He'll walk over and go like, 'So what's up?'" Pete said the exposure on the show had been a boon for his pocketbook--his iPhone app has so far netted him "three or four hundred dollars."

THE MIDGET WISHLIST

Gary showed Howard a link on Eric's Website where you can buy things--for Eric: "It's like a registry. A bridal registry." Eric said his fans really do buy him things, like computer games and art supplies. Howard couldn't figure out why Eric would need some items on the wishlist, including a leather recliner, Oakland A's cufflinks and a travel clock: "He never goes anywhere!" Before moving on, Howard asked Eric for some of his "Vincent van Didn't-Grow" artwork.

WILL PETE JOIN THE WACKPACK?

Howard noted that Pete was called "Bedbug" in his hometown "because he attaches himself to people," leading Robin to speculate that Pete would become a member of the Wackpack. Howard laughed ("What a future.") that JD must be dreading Pete's departure: "He feels he's going to go back to the biggest loser in the office." Will came in to report how JD recently became upset when he learned Pete had been invited to a staff party: "He definitely thinks he's cooler than him."

ANDY DICK’S SHED SHOW & CELEBRITY SUPERFAN ROUNDTABLE

CELEBRITY SUPERFAN GLITCHES

Howard said he enjoyed listening to Jeff Probst and Natalie Maines co-host last Friday's Celebrity SuperFan RoundTable on Thursday night, but got upset when two audio tracks played over each other--for over 10 minutes of the show. Howard said he was texting and calling Gary and Tim Sabean furiously, demanding that they locate the person at fault: "Find out [who] it is and fire them!"

Tim came in to repeat that equipment failure--not human error--ruined the segment. Tim also explained how he sliced open his finger with a box cutter.

BENJY DISGUSTS A DIXIE CHICK
Gary reported that Benjy took some shots during the show: "Natalie Maines is totally disgusted by Benjy because he said he thought he could f’ her at [Howard's] wedding."

Benjy shrugged at the news and repeated his claim: "I think there's a possibility. If you do the right thing, you could f’ her...there's ways to get to know someone and have rapport and have fun."

INSIDE ANDY DICK'S SHED

Gary said he also produced an episode of Andy Dick's ‘Shit Show’ while he was in LA and noticed a shift in Andy's (formerly "bi-") sexual proclivities: "I don't think he's that confused. He makes a lot of boy references now." Gary added that they'd done the broadcast from Andy's shed/home on a hippie-like compound in Topanga Canyon: "The ex-wife's in the house, the ex-girlfriend's in a trailer, Andy's in the shed...and then there's a bunch of kids hanging around."

Gary noted that Andy's shed was a lot nicer than he anticipated--Andy may have only spent $3,000 on the shed itself, but spent $5,000 retrofitting it with "a decent-sized bed," artwork on the walls, a flat-screen TV and custom flooring. Gary said there didn't appear to be a place to shower or take a dump. There was only a bucket in the corner: "Like the kind I have to pee in when I go to the doctor for kidney stones."

I DON’T KNOW WHY HE SWALLOWED THAT FLY

Gary also reported that Andy loves to say really crazy things to Lucas, his 22-year-old son and bandmate: "He says to him, 'When you were born, I shit you out my cunt.' At some point that's got to affect you, right?" Gary said Andy also ate a huge horsefly live on the air: "We don't know why...he looked in very good spirits for a guy who lives in a shed."

GARY'S REPORT ON STAMOS' PARTY

Gary told the crew about attending a party at John Stamos' house last weekend, saying John took the party's jam session very seriously: "John's jams are for musicians. Not for novices." Gary said there were a lot of hot waitresses at the party but, for a party thrown by John Stamos, very few female guests--the few single women in attendance were focused on 'Twilight' actor Robert Pattinson and 'Entourage' star Adrian Grenier.

Gary said he ran into Bob Saget at the party, and Bob introduced him to his insanely hot daughter: "I'm going, who could Saget have been married to produce this woman?" Bob later told Gary he was joking--the woman, last year's Playmate of the Year, was Bob's date: "She couldn't have been more than 22. Bob was there celebrating his 54th birthday." Bob later introduced Gary is his actual daughter: "She has to be the same age [as Bob's date]. She might even be a year older."

JEWEL COVERS “NEEDLE AND THE DAMAGE DONE”

DON'T STARE AT JEWEL

Jewel stopped by to promote her new album, 'Sweet & Wild,' and perform--at Howard's request--a cover of Neil Young's 'Needle and the Damage Done.' Howard told her that one of his favorite stories to tell at parties was the time he saw her call out a leering James Carville. Jewel laughed that it was one her favorite stories too: "Carville was just burning a hole in my chest!" Jewel said she remembered telling Carville "I know they're big but you don't have to stare."

KIDNEYS, SHOPLIFTING & CREEPS
Howard asked about the time Jewel spent living out of her car, and Jewel said the experience kept her grounded when the major record labels discovered her and got into a bidding war: "I felt so empowered by being homeless." But Jewel didn't recommend the 'starving artist' lifestyle--she suffered from chronic kidney infections at the time and couldn't afford proper care: "I almost died in the parking lot of a hospital--an emergency room--because they wouldn't see me. I almost died of blood poisoning."

Jewel said she also had trouble feeding herself at the time: "I started shoplifting a little bit to get by with food. I started with carrots, which I guess are the gateway vegetable." Jewel added that she also had to deal with the creeps who prey on young female singers: "I think that there are a lot of good men in the world--in general...[but] if there weren't cameras around, they'd think they could get away with something bad."

JEWEL'S DUDE RIDES HARD

Howard asked about Jewel's husband, bull riding legend Ty Murray, so she said they'd had an 8-month phone courtship before finally meeting: "We had our first date at a rodeo." Under pressure from Howard, Jewel later admitted they were currently trying to have a baby, but refused to divulge how hard they were trying: "I'm not talking about it. It's just not that interesting."

SAL'S FETISH LIST

Howard was surprised by the crazy genres listed on Sal's favorite porn site, so Sal came in to explain some of them, starting with anal dilation: "The asshole pulsates after getting pounded so hard." Sal rattled off a series of other genres centering around medical tools, baseball bats, bananas, bicycles and braces--adding: "I don't like humiliation. I like women submitting to be humiliated."

Sal said one of the more bizarre genres was a series of videos in which fully-clothed women get urinated on. Sal laughed that the videos appeared to be mundane office scenes until "out of nowhere she's getting peed on." Sal also told Howard about videos in which women were electrified ("Guys with cattle-prods and whatnot.") and simulated incest: "They put 'simulated' in parentheses."

DON RICKLES ISN'T BITTER

Don Rickles called in to deny that he was upset--as John Stamos has claimed--about not being invited to Jimmy Kimmel's party earlier this month: "I mean, I got a life." After hearing Don was in New York to tape an appearance on the Letterman show, Howard asked if Don traveled with his wife. Don said his wife wasn't there, but he loved traveled companions: "I'm with a hooker and two broads from Chicago."

Don repeated that he wasn't upset but would've enjoyed being at the party, so Howard promised: "From now on, when I have a party, you're going to get an invitation. You're going to think I'm stalking you." Don noted that Letterman had displayed similar loyalty, going so far as to personally host a party in Don's honor--a story that surprised Howard: "This guy doesn't even go to his own staff parties!" Howard then asked Don to be honest: "Who's better, me or Dave?" Don deadpanned: "There's no question. Letterman."

Contributions by: Michael Dempster & Photos by Jason Kaplan

Top Ten Strangest Foods From Around the World

Sun, 23 May 2010 11:04:46 -0500

They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. The same could be said about food: one man's nightmare may just be another man's delicacy. From cow's tongue and pig's snout to chicken's feet, from fried worms and frog's legs to sautéed snails, the list of weird stuff we eat is endless (and often quite tasty). If you've been indulging lately and need a reason to diet, take a read, you may just lose that appetite. Here is the list of the ten strangest foods from around the world.

10. Fried - brain sandwiches

Long before the era of Mad-Cow Disease, a sandwich made from fried calves' brain, thinly sliced on white bread was a common item on the menus in St. Louis, Missouri, USA. The sandwich is still available in the Ohio River Valley, where the brains are now heavily battered and served on hamburger buns. In El Salvador and Mexico beef brains, lovingly called sesos in Spanish, are used in tacos and burritos. The brains have a mushy texture and very little flavor on their own so the addition of copious amounts of hot sauce definitely helps.

9. Haggis

A traditional Scottish dish, haggis is made with the minced heart, liver and lung of a sheep mixed with onion, spices, oatmeal, salt and stock, and boiled in the sheep's stomach for a few hours. Larousse Gastronomique, a popular encyclopedia of gastronomic delights, claims that haggis has "an excellent nutty texture and delicious savory flavor." Haggis is available year-round in Scottish supermarkets and made with an artificial casing rather than a sheep’s stomach. In fact some are sold in cans to be heated in a microwave before eating. Similar dishes can be found in other European countries with goat, pork or beef used instead of sheep.

8. Bugs

The practice of eating insects for food is called entomophagy and is fairly common in many parts of the world, with the exceptions of Europe and North America (though bugs are apparently a favorite with the television show "Fear Factor"). It is not uncommon to find vendors selling fried grasshoppers, crickets, scorpions, spiders and worms on the streets of Bangkok, Thailand. Insects are high in protein and apparently consist of important fatty acids and vitamins. In fact flour from drying and grinding up mealworm can be and is often used to make chocolate chip cookies. So next time you think there is a fly in your soup, it may actually just be part of the presentation.

7. Rocky Mountain Oysters

What is so strange about oysters? Probably the fact that they're not the kind you find at the bottom of the ocean, but rather a fancy name given to deep-fried testicles of a buffalo, bull or boar. Rocky Mountain oysters (also called Prairie Oysters) are well-known and regularly enjoyed, in certain parts of the United States and Canada, generally where cattle ranching is prevalent. The testicles are peeled, boiled, rolled in a flour mixture, and fried, then generally served with a nice cocktail sauce.

6. Stuffed Camel

The recipe for a whole stuffed camel kind of reads like a bad joke, with ingredients that include one whole camel, one whole lamb and 20 whole chickens. The Guinness Book of World Records lists the recipe as the largest item on any menu in the world, conveniently leaving out any concrete examples of this dish actually being eaten. Legend has it that that a whole stuffed camel is a traditional Bedouin dish seemingly prepared like a Russian Stacking Doll, where a camel is stuffed with a whole lamb, the lamb stuffed with the chickens and the chickens stuffed with eggs and rice. The entire concoction is then barbecued until cooked and served. Fact or fiction, the shear amount of food created by this dish makes it deserving of a place on the list.

5. Hakarl

Anthony Bourdain, known for eating some of the strangest foods in the world, claims that hakarl is the most disgusting thing he has ever eaten. Made by gutting a Greenland or Basking shark and then fermenting it for two to four months, hakarl is an Icelandic food that reeks with the smell of ammonia. It is available all year round in Icelandic stores and often served in cubes on toothpicks.

4. Fugu

Fugu is the Japanese word for the poisonous puffer fish, filled with enough of the poison tetrodotoxin to be lethal. Only specially-trained chefs, who undergo two to three years of training and have passed an official test, can prepare the fish. Some chefs will choose to leave a minute amount of poison in the fish to cause a tingling sensation on the tongue and lips as fugu can be quite bland. Perhaps the fuss of fugu is more in surviving the experience than the actual taste of the deadly fish.

3. Casu Marzu

Found in the city of Sardinia in Italy, casu marzu is a cheese that is home to live insect larvae. These larvae are deliberately added to the cheese to promote a level of fermentation that is close to decomposition, at which point the cheese’s fats are broken down. The tiny, translucent worms can jump up to half a foot if disturbed, which explains why some people prefer to brush off the insects before enjoying a spoonful of the pungent cheese.

2. Sannakji

With sashimi and sushi readily available the world over, eating raw seafood is no longer considered a dining adventure. The Korean delicacy sannakji however, is something quite different, as the seafood isn't quite dead. Live baby octopus are sliced up and seasoned with sesame oil. The tentacles are still squirming when this dish is served and, if not chewed carefully, the tiny suction cups can stick to the mouth and throat. This is not a dish for the fainthearted.

1. Balut

Balut seems to be on every "strange food" list, usually at the top, and for good reason. Though no longer wriggling on the plate like the live octopus in Korea, the fertilized duck or chicken egg with a nearly-developed embryo that is boiled and eaten in the shell is easily one of the strangest foods in the world. Balut is very common in the Philippines, Cambodia and Vietnam and usually sold by street vendors. It is said balut tastes like egg and duck (or chicken), which is essentially what it is. It is surprising to many that a food that appears so bizarre—often the with the bird's features clearly developed--can taste so banal. In the end, apparently everything does indeed, just taste like chicken.

The Howard Stern Show - The Best of the Week May 10 -14

Sat, 15 May 2010 22:26:33 -0500

SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN RONNIE & LISA

LISA G WANTS A BAD BOY

When Lisa G came in with the headlines, Fred-as-Jim lusted after her ass as well: "Her lips say no but her asshole would say yes." Lisa denied it, but Ronnie the Limo Driver came in to echo Fred-as-Jim's theory: "She would love it! Are you kidding me? You know how bad she needs it?" Ronnie speculated that his salad-tossing skills would change Lisa's mind: "She would be following me around like a little puppy on a leash." Lisa just laughed: "What are you smoking?"

Ronnie continued to push the notion that Lisa wanted a 'bad boy' like him, but Lisa kept denying it. Howard asked to settle the matter with a lie detector test, but Lisa balked at that as well: "What if it said 'yes'? I'd be like, 'Where'd that come from?'" Ronnie didn't think Lisa was in love with him--he thought she just wanted to bang him: "Definitely. No doubt about it." Lisa disagreed: "We'd kill each other." Howard jumped: "So you've thought about it!"

SHE'D RATHER KILL HERSELF

Lisa admitted she was unsettled by Ronnie's attacks: "He's getting me angry." Sensing blood in the water, Howard asked Lisa if she'd rather bang Ronnie or Scott the Engineer. Lisa refused at first ("I'm killing myself."), but later--when forced to answer-- decided on Scott the Engineer.

RONNIE & LISA SITTING IN A TREE…

Robin said she'd listened to Ronnie the Limo Driver's appearance on yesterday's Wrap-Up Show and heard him admit to a crush on Lisa G. Howard confirmed it: "He told me in the car. He says, 'Yeah. I'd like to...'" Later, Lisa came in with the Howard100 News headlines and compared Ronnie's romantic overtures to that of a schoolboy: "Like pulling your pigtails." Robin said Ronnie has a theory that Lisa likes the 'bad boy' in him, but Lisa just laughed it off.

ROBERT DOWNEY JR. AND HIS WIFE ON THE PHONE

ROBERT DOWNEY JR. CALLS FROM NAPA

Robert Downey Jr. called in to promote 'Iron Man 2,' and Howard and Robin immediately began joking about what a struggle it must've been for him to work with a ‘hack’ like Jude Law in 'Sherlock Holmes.' Robert got the joke but answered seriously: "Did you see his 'Hamlet'? He's actually extraordinarily gifted."

Howard referenced the stories about Mickey Rourke using pictures of his dead dog to get into character for 'Iron Man 2,' but Robert came to Mickey's defense: "I was doing the same kind of stuff in my own way." Howard asked if Robert was a method actor, but Robert answered, "I could never afford lessons...you just try to be good in the scene like, uh--it's why I listen to you guys. It doesn't seem all, pre-packaged."

ROBERT ON TOBEY, 'IRON MAN 3'

Robert said he often spoke with his friend, 'Spiderman' star Tobey Maguire, about the pressures of starring in a successful superhero franchise: "He's been kind of a great source of inside information. ‘Cause it's--I mean, c'mon. It's ridiculous. It's just a strange trajectory to have for a life, let alone a career." Robin wondered if he still had any interest in starring in smaller art films, but Robert shrugged it off: "Boring!"

Asked how many 'Iron Man' films he was contracted to star in, Robert revealed: "These two and then Avengers, which is a very ambitious project, you know, putting all these superheroes together. And then 'Iron Man 3.'" Howard assumed Marvel must've gotten Robert pretty cheap for the first 'Iron Man,' leading Robert to laugh: "You are assuming correctly." The studio has since renegotiated the contract and made up the difference: "They got me a Bentley. It's crazy. Yeah. Susan [his wife] drives it. I think we have to convert it to biodiesel or something. It's embarrassing.

MISBEHAVING ON THE 'SNL' SET
Howard thought Robert was "too good" to have spent a season as a 'Saturday Night Live' cast member, but Robert claimed he and Anthony Michael Hall were anything but good on-set: "I am not too good to be doing anything. As a matter of fact, I think I was really lucky. I just feel bad for them because we were--you know, we were really misbehaving, so to speak...it was a lot of trouble for them."

THE DOWNEY JR'S SEX LIFE
When Howard tried to investigate how many times a week Robert has sex with his wife, Susan, Robert put her on the line. Susan was forthcoming: "If we're on vacation, two or three." Howard then asked about a story Scott Weiland told on the show about showering with Robert when they were in jail, so Robert explained that Scott was the aggressor: "I was buck-naked and the next thing I knew I looked over and there he was."<

EMMA THE AMISH MODEL

MEET EMMA THE AMISH MODEL

Howard welcomed Emma the Amish model to the studio, telling the crew: "Now she's excommunicated. Kicked out." Emma said she was 20 years old and had left the Amish community when she was 18--as the Amish community's 'Rumspringa' dictates--to experience the world on its own terms, but never returned. She's since been shunned: "I can't sit at the same table with [my family] and they can't drive with me." (She explained that the Amish can be passengers in automobiles, they just can’t drive them.)

Emma said her family saw it coming: "They knew I was gonna leave because of what I was getting into. I was talking to my 'English' sisters a lot. I've had four sisters who left too." The second she was off the farm, "I got a cellphone. That was the first thing I got." When she returns, she must sit at a small side table next to her family dining room table: "I can't wear shorts or anything short like that. It has to be a dress or long pants...I just wanna show respect."

SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT PORN IS

Howard asked if she'd go from softcore porn into hardcore, but Emma insisted that her splayed-and-naked photoshoots had just been 'nude modeling.' Howard disagreed: "That's porn." Emma then reconsidered her career choice: "I don't wanna do it again. Well, I feel like it just went a little too far that time...I'm ok with it for now. Like, I'm ok with it for it to be on the web but that's not what I wanna do for the rest of my life."
THE SHOOFLY PANTY PACK

Emma wasn't sure how her Website made money--someone else runs it--so Gary came to tell her that the site sold what's called a 'Shoofly Pie Panty Pack': "It's a shoofly pie, an autographed picture and a pair of her panties." Howard asked Emma what she thought guys did with her used panties, but she wasn't sure: "I don't wanna know." Robin asked: "Do you know how to use the Internet?" Emma nodded: "Oh yeah. I have one at home."

Gary told Emma to show Howard the back of her dress, and Howard was duly impressed, asking who made it--Emma claimed it was a 'Sassy Assy' dress. Emma later hoped her appearance on the show would get her more modeling work: "I got fired because they found out I was on the Website and they found out I was coming on the show...I worked at a crazy place [as a waitress]. They were Mennonites."

ROBIN QUIVERS IS THE FOOD POLICE

RALPH THINKS ROBIN'S TWEETS SUCK

Howard started off the show by playing a clip from yesterday's Wrap-Up Show in which Ralph attacked Robin's Twitter feed: "Her Twittering is awful. It just reeks of somebody who somebody latched a hold of and said, 'You've got to get your name out there. It's a way to report.' She doesn't understand what it is. She doesn't know how to work it. She's like, you know--she's like a child in a Porsche. You know, driving, pedal to the metal, screaming all around."

AND HER DIET TOO
As the clip continued, Ralph segued into an attack on Robin's new status as a diet pariah: "It's ridiculous. Her tweets are the worst. They're laughable. Robin's just out of control. She's rambling about the f’ing Constitution and food. And Gary, you're right, it's--I said, first of all, Tweets, like food, should be organic. They should just kind of come out of you...she's late to the party and now she's preaching."

Ralph was obviously on a tear: "She's like one of these drug addicts who is now a born-again Christian and is preaching to everybody. That's what’s annoying about it that she doesn't get. I don't want to be preached to by her about food. And that's why Howard doesn't want to go to dinner and have her rattle on about it."

ROBIN'S RESPONSE GOES AWRY

At first, Robin laughed off Ralph's comments: "I love that he's incensed." But Howard seemed to take Ralph's side: "You've angered a lot of people with it." Robin replied that her intent was never to preach to others--only to fight for her own rights: "Again, they think I want them to do something and I don't care what you do."

Howard was upset by news that Robin was recently overheard mocking his diet: "Robin is new to all this. I've been eating healthy for years." Robin disagreed: "You don't care what you eat. You don't know where it comes from." Howard stopped her: "You are out of control. You are too obsessed. You’ve got to calm down with all this. You're going to--you're going to drive yourself nuts. Calm down over there. Stop worrying about everybody else."

A MOTHER'S DAY BONUS REPLAY

Howard got so much good feedback on the mother's day special the Tapes Team put together that he had them replay it. They even added some bonus clips of Howard's mommy from October 15, 1988.

Contributions by: Michael Dempster & Photos by Jason Kaplan

Top 7 Most Poisonous Animals in The World, Be Careful

Thu, 13 May 2010 02:05:02 -0500

7. The Brazilian wandering spider

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[News] Staten Island Ferry Crash Information (Details)

Sat, 08 May 2010 13:19:08 -0500

Shortly before 9:30 a.m. on Saturday, thirty seven people were confirmed injured on the Andrew J. Barberi staten island ferry 252 passengers and 18 crew members had been aboard the ferry, its confiremed that the cause of the crash was due to mechanical faliure where the pilot realised that they could not operate the ferry as usual, luckly there was enough time for the crew to warn passangers on board who were directed to the back of the ferry, the quick evacuation help reduce the impact of the crash on passangers on board. 17 injured people were taken to the hospital, sources confired that two out of the injured people were police officers who provided sequrity were among the injured, a woman with chest injuries was known to the most serious injuries.on saturday morning imergency crew and personnel rushed to the seen to assist victims.

This was the same ferry involved in a 2003 crash that killed 11 people, the cause of this crash is different from the crash that happeaned in 2003, there have also been other cases of ferry crashes in the previous years, last july a Staten Island ferry crashed into the St. George terminal, when the boat lost power before docking. There were 15 injuries. As the ferry was attempting to dock, the captain had told the passengers to brace for a hard landing.

mothers day, mothers day gift, mothers day song

Sat, 08 May 2010 11:07:41 -0500

Mothers day is here again, a day to celebrate females, women and feminist, a day for mothers, indeed this is one celebration that is justified, We humans appreciate the importance of women and a child or children know the importance of a mother, it could be a biological mother or just any one a person refers to as mother it does not have to be one birth mum. Having a mother or mother- figure is having a back bone a or a form of security, one who gives love care compassion and understanding. who else can love you more than your mother? good luck in finding any one else out there who can take that position, not even your friend, girl friend, lover, sex partner, or significant other.

your mother your birth person the one responsible for your living the one who gave you the opportunity to exist and be who you are. your mother deserves praise and adoration so let this day be celebrated lets remember and acknowledge Mothers around the world and lets say thank you lets go out and get gifts for our mother, lets send our mother text message of love, lets take our mothers out to lunch and dinner, lets treat our mothers for today is their day today is their second birthday, lets watch movies about mothers, lets listen to music about mothers, lets look back and remember what history has to tell and teach us about mothers lets kiss our mothers lets give our mothers a hug lets show our mother that we appreciate them cause honestly there would be no human kind with out our mothers, so now is the opportunity, its mothers day rejoice and enjoy with Mothers.

Am a child of a mother saying to children of all mothers and to all who is out their go out make a connection and make a mother happy and glad that this day has come again, happy mothers day.

Kat Stacks Sex Tape Footage - Choppa City Sextape

Fri, 30 Apr 2010 04:54:54 -0500

CHOPPA YUNG CITY EXPOSES KAT STACKS SEX TAPE

Kat Stacks and Making Da Band's Chopper City were on OMG Chat last night half-naked putting their previous sex videos on camera for everyone to see.

Katt Stacks said in a very revealing tone that 50 cent slept with her twice and Chopper slept with her only once. Choppa then pulls out a video camera with footage of him having sex with Katt Stacks!!! The people in the room go CRAZYY!!! He also goes wild then show more videos of her giving him fellacio and then him having sex with her in the hot tub. What a crazy video clip!!!

They were in the chat room Wolve TV.